First, let’s get something out of the way.  Nick Saban and the rest of Alabama, I really hate you.  I despise you and your longstanding football tradition.

However, I need you today.  I need you to beat Tim Tebow.  It doesn’t have to be a blow out.  It could be an ugly game that comes down to the last field goal.  But I need you to win today.  Please.  I don’t ask for much.

I’ll even put on my Roll Tide shirt that I had to wear when you beat Arkansas and I lost a bet.  I’ll do whatever. you. want.

Go Bama!