Who gives a shit about spring training? The Cubs certianly don’t. Did you know that the motherfucking Cubs have committed a mind-boggling 34 errors in Spring? And, as of this morning, have only played 25 motherfucking games. That’s 1.36 errors per game.
Holy shit, right? I mean, that’s legendary.
(Not to be outdone, the Friars have committed 35 errors in 23 games. See you bitches on opening day.)
This is here. That’s all I’m saying.
(Source: mlb.mlb.com)





