Before yesterday, Tim Tebow had been sacked four times this season. Arkansas gladly more than doubled that number and took Tebow down six times during last night’s game.
I loved every one of them.
[…]Meyer smiled and said, “It’s great to be a Florida Gator.”
Tebow smiled, winked at his coach and replied, “It’s great to be a Gator.”
What a bunch of horseshit. Meyer actually said something like, “Are you alright, Tim?” And Tim replied, “I banana heart your orange shoelace.” He is mortal and he got his clock cleaned.
Just like the Catholic church rewrote history, the media is doing the same… nothing new to see here.
For a few minutes last night, the earth stood still. Time as we knew it stopped. Tim Tebow was down and on his back for the first time… well he claims, in forever.
From USA Today: (or one of those trashy romance novels that my grandma used to read)
Florida coach Urban Meyer — who said later he was close to taking him out — looked down at Tebow and took his hand. Tebow’s first question? He asked if he managed to hold onto the ball.
Meyer smiled and said, “It’s great to be a Florida Gator.”
Tebow smiled, winked at his coach and replied, “It’s great to be a Gator.”
n 2007 the team staged a Billy Donovan night, which mocked the UF basketball coach’s decision to back out of a contractual agreement he made with the Orlando Magic.
Other activities that were bounced around when the team was planning the event included a mock circumcision, which would have been meant to play off of Tebow’s missionary work in the Philippines.
It wasn’t included on Wednesday for obvious reasons.
“We bounced all kinds of ideas around when we thought of the promotion,” Sharp said. “But we wanted to keep it tasteful.”
What?! I have nothing.
(via Deadspin, because I really thought he was making these things up.)
Tim Tebow hurt his non-throwing shoulder in the season opener last year—no, it wasn’t because that was when he carried you—and had to have pain-killing injections before every game.
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