Rick Ankiel's Mustache
That would have been … Fun.

La Russa would have used Ankiel — to pitch

My heart would not have been able to handle that.

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April 14, 2010; St. Louis, MO; St. Louis Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols (5) talks with St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa during the 20 inning game against the New York Mets at Busch Stadium. 
Credit: Scott Rovak-US PRESSWIRE
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Real Caption: “Coach, what the hell are you doing?”

April 14, 2010; St. Louis, MO; St. Louis Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols (5) talks with St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa during the 20 inning game against the New York Mets at Busch Stadium.

Credit: Scott Rovak-US PRESSWIRE

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Real Caption: “Coach, what the hell are you doing?”

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Dear St. Louis Cardinals Organization,

Thank you for announcing the return of Tony La Russa and the come back of Mark McGwire the morning after the Yankees won the pennant.  I believe you have successfully overshadowed the American League today.

Well Done.

Ok, so the ESPN MLB front page is still Phills/Yanks but whatever.

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Officially back and excited to put Mark back to work

TonyLaRussa

It’s now official.

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TLR: Noboday Including Albert Has Worked Harder Than Mark
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TLR: McGwire Can Help Our Offense Be Better
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TLR: Mark McGwire Will Be New Hitting Coach
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TLR: Dave Duncan Will Be Back
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TLR: One Year Contract
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Watch it live.  Rumor has it Mark will not be making an appearance.

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